Patni: Suno Ji Jis Pandit Ne Hamari Shaadi Karwai Thi Vo Gujar Gae Pati: Sab Karni Ka Fal Hai Papon Ka Anjaam Bhugatna To Padega Hi
Pati: Main Bada Bevkuf Tha Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Ki Patni: Main Yah Jaanti Thi Magar Samajhati Thi Ki Shayad Tum Sudhar Jaoge!
Pati Thake Hare Daftar Se Ghar Laute To Patni Se Bole: Kaskar Bhuk Lagi Hai Aaj Kya Milega Khane Ko? Patni Boli: Jo Pasand Ho Matar Panir Ki Sabji Rayta Bharvan Parantha Papad Aadi Jo Kisi Hotal Men Chalkar Khae Ja Sakte Hain Ya Fir Udad Ki Dal Jo Mujhse Jal Gai Hai
Patni Apne Pati Se: Doctor Ne Mujhe Ek Mahine Ka Aaram Aur Kisi Hillstation Par Jane Ko Kaha Hai Ham Kaha Jayenge? Pati: Kisi Dusre Doctor Ke Paas
Patni Apne Pati Se: Raat Ko Tum Sapne Men Mujhe Galiyan De Rahe The Aur Mere Maabaap Ko Kos Rahe The Kyon? Pati: Jhuth Main Us Vakt Soya Hi Nahi Tha
Pati Ne Nayi Kar Kharidi Aur Socha Ki Bivi Ko Serprise Diya Jaye Ghar Men Pahunchte Hi Bivi Ko Jor Se Awaaz Di "Darling Tumhara Itane Varshon Ka Sapna Aaj Pura Ho Gaya" Bivi Daudti Hui Rasoi Ghar Se Bahar I Aur Chillaai "Hay Hay! Mammi Ji Ko Kya Ho Gaya?"